Poupon U Diploma

You could spend tens of thousands on an Ivy League education, and what would you get? A diploma. Whoopee. Well, you can get a genuine Poupon U diploma for less than ten bucks.

Available Degrees:

• Mustard Doctor (M.D.), with Highest Honors in Hot Dog Adornment
• Juris Dufus (J.D.), with Highest Honors in Sleazy Behavior
• Doctor of Diddley Squat (D.D.S.), with Highest Honors in Useless Information
• Master of Bad Attitude (M.B.A.), with Highest Honors in Insider Trading
• Philosopher of Dijon (Ph.D.), with Highest Honors in Existential Condimentality
• Couch Potato Authority (C.P.A.), with Highest Honors in Channel Surfing